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England · ENG · UEFA
1 TITLES
The Three Lions

🌎 WORLD CUP RECORD

1966
1
TITLES
16
EVER-PRESENT
74
MATCHES
▲ THE HIGH
1966 at home — Geoff Hurst's hat-trick beats West Germany 4–2 after extra time at Wembley; England's only world title
▼ THE LOW
1950 in Brazil — humbled 1–0 by the United States in Belo Horizonte, one of the great upsets on a tournament debut

16 finals appearances (1950–2022); did NOT enter the first three (1930–1938) and failed to qualify in 1974, 1978 and 1994 — 2026 is their 17th finals

🏆 HONOURS CABINET

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WORLD CUP
1966
THE SQUAD — OFFICIAL 26
COACH Thomas Tuchel · Germany · since 2025 Appointed October 2024, took charge in January 2025 — England's first German head coach and third foreigner after Eriksson and Capello.
CAPTAIN Harry Kane The all-time top scorer wears the armband and is chasing the one prize that has eluded him.
GOALKEEPERS
01
Jordan Pickford
Everton
83 caps · 0 goals
13
Dean Henderson
Crystal Palace
4 caps · 0 goals
23
James Trafford
Manchester City
2 caps · 0 goals
DEFENDERS
02
Ezri Konsa
Aston Villa
19 caps · 1 goals
03
Nico O'Reilly
Manchester City
4 caps · 0 goals
05
John Stones
Manchester City
88 caps · 3 goals
06
Marc Guéhi
Manchester City
28 caps · 1 goals
12
Tino Livramento
Newcastle United
6 caps · 0 goals
15
Dan Burn
Newcastle United
7 caps · 0 goals
24
Reece James
Chelsea
23 caps · 1 goals
25
Djed Spence
Tottenham Hotspur
5 caps · 0 goals
26
Jarell Quansah
Bayer Leverkusen
2 caps · 0 goals
MIDFIELDERS
04
Declan Rice
Arsenal
72 caps · 6 goals
08
Elliot Anderson
Nottingham Forest
8 caps · 0 goals
10
Jude Bellingham
Real Madrid
47 caps · 6 goals
14
Jordan Henderson
Brentford
90 caps · 3 goals
16
Kobbie Mainoo
Manchester United
13 caps · 0 goals
17
Morgan Rogers
Aston Villa
14 caps · 1 goals
21
Eberechi Eze
Arsenal
16 caps · 3 goals
FORWARDS
07
Bukayo Saka
Arsenal
48 caps · 14 goals
09
Harry Kane C
Bayern Munich
113 caps · 79 goals
11
Marcus Rashford
Barcelona
71 caps · 18 goals
18
Anthony Gordon
Newcastle United
18 caps · 2 goals
19
Ollie Watkins
Aston Villa
21 caps · 6 goals
20
Noni Madueke
Arsenal
10 caps · 1 goals
22
Ivan Toney
Al-Ahli
8 caps · 1 goals
★ PLAYER TO WATCH
Nico O'Reilly Manchester City · DF · b. 2005

The squad's breakout pick — a Manchester City academy product (b. 2005) with a handful of caps, vaulted into a World Cup roster on a single breakthrough season. Set an alarm for him.

STAR PLAYERS
★ LEGEND 09
HARRY KANE
Captain · all-time top scorer · 79
STAR 10
JUDE BELLINGHAM
Midfielder · Real Madrid
STAR 07
BUKAYO SAKA
Forward · Arsenal
STAR 04
DECLAN RICE
Midfielder · Arsenal
★ ONE TO WATCH 03
★ THE REVELATION
NICO O'REILLY
One to watch · b. 2005
HI-SCORE — ALL-TIME RECORDS
MOST CAPS
1Peter Shilton125
2Wayne Rooney120
3David Beckham115
4Steven Gerrard114
5Harry Kane113
6Bobby Moore108

Three World Cups (1982, 1986, 1990); a record 17 World Cup appearances no England player has matched

MOST GOALS
1Harry Kane79
2Wayne Rooney53
3Bobby Charlton49
4Gary Lineker48
5Jimmy Greaves44
6Michael Owen40

Overtook Wayne Rooney's 53 in 2023 to become England's all-time top scorer; still adding to the tally

RECENT LINE-UP — 4-2-3-1

⚠ The most-used eleven in recent matches under Thomas Tuchel (June 2026) — a snapshot of recent form, never a forecast.

P1 SELECT TAP A PLAYER
4-2-3-1
1Jordan PickfordGK
24Reece JamesRB
5John StonesCB
6Marc GuéhiCB
12Tino LivramentoLB
4Declan RiceDM
8Elliot AndersonCM
7Bukayo SakaRW
10Jude BellinghamAM
11Marcus RashfordLW
9Harry Kane CST

The recent first-choice eleven under Thomas Tuchel — the gold dot is the captain. Hover or tap a glowing dot.

⭐ HALL OF FAME

PLAYERPOSERACAPSGLSFILE NOTE
Bobby Moore #6 CB 1962–1973 108 2 The only Englishman to lift the World Cup. Captain, gentleman, and the cleanest tackle ever made on Pelé.
Bobby Charlton #9 AM 1958–1970 106 49 Munich survivor and thunderbolt specialist; 1966 winner and long England's record scorer.
Gordon Banks #1 GK 1963–1972 73 0 1966 winner and author of THE save — the one that denied Pelé in 1970.
Geoff Hurst #10 FW 1966–1972 49 24 The only man with a hat-trick in a World Cup final. Whether it crossed the line, we still debate.
Gary Lineker #10 FW 1984–1992 80 48 Golden Boot at Mexico '86; never once booked in his entire career. A striker who behaved.
Peter Shilton #1 GK 1970–1990 125 0 Record caps and a record 17 World Cup outings; on the wrong end of the Hand of God in '86.
Wayne Rooney #10 FW 2003–2018 120 53 Burst onto Euro 2004 as a teenager; held the goals record until Kane came along.
David Beckham #7 RM 1996–2009 115 17 Sent off in '98, redeemed by a last-gasp free-kick against Greece in 2001. A right boot from the gods.
Gary Neville #2 RB 1995–2007 85 0 England's most-capped right-back of his era; one half of football's most durable club-and-country partnership.
Harry Kane #9 FW 2015– 113 79 Golden Boot winner in 2018 and the nation's all-time leading scorer — still chasing the medal that matters.
THE ALMANAC SPEAKS
PROF. INKSWORTH:

One title, won at home in 1966, and a very long wait since — punctuated by penalty heartbreak so reliable it became folklore. Yet the modern vintage reaches semi-finals and finals again, and carries the nation's all-time scorer up front. A side forever wrestling with its own history; the Almanac watches with affection and a packet of tissues.

  • England invented the modern game in 1863 and have won the World Cup precisely once. The two facts are mentioned in roughly equal proportion.
  • Geoff Hurst's 1966 hat-trick remains the only one in a World Cup final. Whether his second goal crossed the line is a question the Almanac wisely declines to settle.
  • The phrase 'on penalties' has caused more national grief in England than any weather event. We have a tentacle reserved purely for covering the eyes.
  • Harry Kane has scored more goals for England than anyone in history and is still, at time of writing, chasing a winners' medal. The Almanac is rooting quietly.

📜 FILE TIMELINE

1872
England contest the world's first international — a goalless draw with Scotland in Glasgow.
1950
A first World Cup ends in infamy: a 1–0 defeat to the United States in Belo Horizonte.
1966
Wembley. Geoff Hurst's hat-trick, 'they think it's all over', and England's one and only world title.
1990
Italia '90. Gazza's tears, semi-final heartbreak to West Germany on penalties — fourth place and a nation rebooted.
1996
Euro '96 at home: 'Football's Coming Home', Gazza's wonder goal, another semi-final lost on spot-kicks.
2018
Russia. A young side reaches the semi-finals and finally wins a World Cup penalty shootout.
2025
Thomas Tuchel takes the reins — the first German to manage the Three Lions.
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⚽ MATCHES — 2026

H2H England – Chile 1950-06-25 H2H England – United States 1950-06-29 H2H England – Spain 1950-07-02 H2H England – Belgium 1954-06-17 H2H England – Switzerland 1954-06-20 H2H England – Uruguay 1954-06-26 H2H England – Soviet Union 1958-06-08 H2H England – Brazil 1958-06-11 H2H England – Austria 1958-06-15 H2H England – Soviet Union 1958-06-17 H2H England – Hungary 1962-05-31 H2H England – Argentina 1962-06-02 H2H England – Bulgaria 1962-06-07 H2H England – Brazil 1962-06-10 H2H England – Uruguay 1966-07-11 H2H England – Mexico 1966-07-16 H2H England – France 1966-07-20 H2H England – Argentina 1966-07-23 H2H England – Portugal 1966-07-26 H2H England – West Germany 1966-07-30 H2H England – Romania 1970-06-02 H2H England – Brazil 1970-06-07 H2H England – Czechoslovakia 1970-06-11 H2H England – West Germany 1970-06-14 H2H England – France 1982-06-16 H2H England – Czechoslovakia 1982-06-20 H2H England – Kuwait 1982-06-25 H2H England – West Germany 1982-06-29 H2H England – Spain 1982-07-05 H2H England – Portugal 1986-06-03 H2H England – Morocco 1986-06-06 H2H England – Poland 1986-06-11 H2H England – Paraguay 1986-06-18 H2H England – Argentina 1986-06-22 H2H England – Republic Of Ireland 1990-06-11 H2H England – Netherlands 1990-06-16 H2H England – Egypt 1990-06-21 H2H England – Belgium 1990-06-26 H2H England – Cameroon 1990-07-01 H2H England – West Germany 1990-07-04 H2H England – Italy 1990-07-07 H2H England – Tunisia 1998-06-15 H2H England – Romania 1998-06-22 H2H England – Colombia 1998-06-26 H2H England – Argentina 1998-06-30 H2H England – Sweden 2002-06-02 H2H England – Argentina 2002-06-07 H2H England – Nigeria 2002-06-12 H2H England – Denmark 2002-06-15 H2H England – Brazil 2002-06-21 H2H England – Paraguay 2006-06-10 H2H England – Trinidad And Tobago 2006-06-15 H2H England – Sweden 2006-06-20 H2H England – Ecuador 2006-06-25 H2H England – Portugal 2006-07-01 H2H England – United States 2010-06-12 H2H England – Algeria 2010-06-18 H2H England – Slovenia 2010-06-23 H2H England – Germany 2010-06-27 H2H England – Italy 2014-06-14 H2H England – Uruguay 2014-06-19 H2H England – Costa Rica 2014-06-24 H2H England – Tunisia 2018-06-18 H2H England – Panama 2018-06-24 H2H England – Belgium 2018-06-28 H2H England – Colombia 2018-07-03 H2H England – Sweden 2018-07-07 H2H England – Croatia 2018-07-11 H2H England – Belgium 2018-07-14 H2H England – Iran 2022-11-21 H2H England – United States 2022-11-25 H2H England – Wales 2022-11-29 H2H England – Senegal 2022-12-04 H2H England – France 2022-12-10 H2H England – Croatia 2026-06-17 H2H England – Ghana 2026-06-23 H2H England – Panama 2026-06-27 H2H England – Dr Congo 2026-07-01 H2H England – Mexico 2026-07-05 H2H England – Norway 2026-07-11 H2H England – Argentina 2026-07-15 H2H England – France 2026-07-18

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