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One of the World Cup's bright new newcomers - a 2014 Silicon Valley arena with no past tournaments to its name, only Super Bowls, a wrestling spectacular and a record-setting Ed Sheeran night. For the summer of 2026 it sheds its denim badge to become the San Francisco Bay Area Stadium and lays real grass over its football turf for six matches - five group-stage games and a Round of 32 knockout tie. Mind the sun: this open bowl bakes, and at sea level there is no altitude to blame.
— PROF. INKSWORTH, ARCHIVIST 🐙