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THE OCTOPUS'S
SOCCER ALMANAC

A RETRO WORLD CUP ARCHIVE _

Welcome to my archive. Touch nothing, read everything, and do NOT ask me who will win — I am a historian, not a fortune-teller. I deal in what already happened, which is hard enough.

— PROF. CORNELIUS INKSWORTH III · OCTOPUS HISTORIAN

HISTORICAL EDITION · EST. 2026 · NO BETTING · NO PREDICTIONS · ONLY HISTORY

▶ ENTER THE ARCHIVE

⚽ THE ARCHIVE

Brazil VS
BRAZIL vs MOROCCO
FIFA World Cup 2026 · Group Stage — Group A
COMING SOON
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1 match catalogued · more being excavated from the historical sediment

🗂 BROWSE THE ALMANAC

📅 BY YEAR Every season, catalogued one tragic penalty shootout at a time. SOON
🌍 BY TEAM National sides and the burdens of their glorious, doomed histories. SOON
🏆 WORLD CUPS The big one. Edition by edition, from 1930 to whenever this ends. SOON
⚔️ RIVALRIES Grudges, classics, and feuds older than several small nations. SOON

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✦ OctoFan99
São Paulo, Brazil · 14 Jun 1999
This site changed my life. Well, my afternoon.
✦ AtlasLion_42
Casablanca, Morocco · 03 Dec 2022
Morocco will rise! We already did in 2022. Take notes.

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